I'm on the phone, Donning the Mantle. My once (and future?) beloved Target has totally pissed me off. On the plus side - while trying to return an Nano and spend YET MORE MONEY at Target by adding a Classic to my happy Apple family (thanks, Mom!), I got to spend time in the exciting Lock-Up area, watching as the Target security team booked a shoplifter, so there is that. The unfortunate shoplifter, recently arrived on these shores from Madagascar, unwisely chose to try sneak various electronic items out of the store shoved down his pants. He was nabbed by an under-cover operative, and sat in the back room (where I stood around while a phone call was being made to the Washington state Target) and repeating "I'm sorry. I'm stupid. I don't need trouble."
Jason has kicked me upstairs to Jill in my Mantled quest for justice.
To be continued in the next edition....
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