Are we up to Exhibit E? I believe so. And Exhibit E, while incidentally having more than a smidge of general 'ick' factor, was primarily selected to illustrate another question I have - why do grown men feel the need to communicate as if they were a fourteen year old typing a furtive text message during math class? Why, why, why? It took me four readings before I even noticed that in one instance he actually did use a number to express a numerical value.
Exhibit E is from a gentleman who has reached the venerable age of 48, and has this to say for himself:
Tall outgoing gent looking 4 what this great world has to offer!! Life is 2 live, laugh, love & find that 1 that is special!!I have HUGE engines & they need large amounts of passion 2 drive them!! So only passionate Ladies PLEASE!!Life is full of peaks, valleys & plateaux!! Why all these wonderful things that happen !?!... GOD only knows! IS there someone like me? If not... I am always willing 2 explore new possibilities!! Care 2 chat up with me???? Come on now, take a chance & let us see what we could B !!!
Exhibit E is from a gentleman who has reached the venerable age of 48, and has this to say for himself:
Tall outgoing gent looking 4 what this great world has to offer!! Life is 2 live, laugh, love & find that 1 that is special!!I have HUGE engines & they need large amounts of passion 2 drive them!! So only passionate Ladies PLEASE!!Life is full of peaks, valleys & plateaux!! Why all these wonderful things that happen !?!... GOD only knows! IS there someone like me? If not... I am always willing 2 explore new possibilities!! Care 2 chat up with me???? Come on now, take a chance & let us see what we could B !!!
2 comments:
{{gag!!!}}
aww, come on.
you could see what you could B!
snort.
you really should give nerve a try. at least they're a little more literate than the average bear.
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